X-MAN 3 - THE LAST STAND (A.K.A. EVERYONE'S A LITTE BIT MUTANT)

An hour into the DVD viewing, at which point J was so excited that he almost humped his HDTV screen,

GOURMET GAL:
Say, J, can I ask you a question?

J:
Sure!

GOURMET GAL:
So what happened to Jean Grey in the last one?

J:
SAY WHAT?!

GOURMET GAL:
I said, what happened to Jean before? Her hair looks terrible!

J:
@#$%^&*()_+<>?+_)(*&^%$#@! …
(ten minutes of blabbing with lots of arm movements and google-eyed stares)

GOURMET GAL:
Hum, okay I got it. But why does Huge Jackman’s leather jacket have a giant X on it?

J:
……………………………

Awkward silence.
Five, four, thre-

J:
Are you sure you are Asian?!

this movie makes me want to have:

A pot of cozy cheese fondu so I could something to focus on.
Thumbs down for zero food scenes!